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"Hey, does the Bible forbids women from making coffee?"
"Yes it does, it says He-Brews"
"Yes it does, it says He-Brews"
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Biblical Names of GOD:ELAH
Name Meaning
ELAH GOD the Awesome One Deuteronomy 32:15
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Stay With Me
He had only wanted to see what the outside world was like. He knew that he was a child of the Most High God, but he didn't care much for that position. He wanted to see how others lived. He wanted to experience what others experienced. He wanted to get out of the arms of Jesus...just this once.
So he did just that. When he felt that Jesus wasn't looking, he crept away from Him and journeyed on his own.
He saw all that the world had to offer; iPads, iPhones, huge televisions, glimmering jewels, and new technology that was just coming out.
This pleased him greatly, and he wished to possess all of these things and more. How could any of all
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Ephraim
I was there
when you took your first breaths,
a small wrinkly thing in my hand
- ugly as the night,
but to me: so beautiful.
And I loved you.
I was there
when you took your first steps,
grinning with pride, and clutching my hands
- falling once in a while
but I picked you up.
And I loved you.
I was there
when you were sick;
it was I who healed you,
for I loved you.
I was there
when you were hungry;
I bent down to feed you,
for I loved you.
But now
all grown up
you've wandered far
in desert wastelands,
sat in darkness
and deepest gloom.
You've become fools
through your rebellious ways
and now in the tempest
you sta
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Just a joke I heard in church today 
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I've never heard that before! It's a good joke.